♦ Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but women sure can.
♦ If I must die let it be death by chocolate.
♦ If at first you don’t succeed, have a chocolate!
♦ There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
♦ Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
♦ For some there is therapy. For the rest there’s chocolate.
♦ Never get between a girl and her chocolate.
♦ Put the chocolate in the bag and no one gets hurt.
♦ Everything I eat should contain either garlic or chocolate, but rarely both.
♦ Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.
♦ Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
♦ Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
♦ Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
♦ Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
♦ There is no chocolate anonymous because no one wants to quit.
♦ Chocolate: the breakfast of champions.
♦ Save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate.
♦ You are never alone with a bar of chocolate.
♦ God gave angels wings, he gave humans chocolate.
♦ A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
♦ Eating chocolate makes my clothes shrink.
♦ Chocolate is the poor man’s champagne.
♦ In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.