Sweet and Inspiring Chocolate Quotes
for Every Chocolate Lover
Chocolate has a magical way of bringing joy, comfort, and indulgence to our lives. Whether it’s a simple bar of dark chocolate or a rich, velvety truffle, chocolate has long been a source of pleasure and inspiration. From famous authors to casual chocolate lovers, many have shared their love for this delectable treat through memorable quotes. In this collection, we explore some of the most delightful, witty, and heartwarming chocolate quotes that capture the essence of why we can’t resist this irresistible delight.
After about twenty years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one (what women want). And I think the answer lies somewhat between conversation and chocolate.
- Mel Gibson
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
- Author Unknown
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then he wished he could be irresistible to all women...poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.
- Anonymous
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
- Author Unknown
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
- Anonymous
I don't know why so many ``so called`` chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
- Author Unknown
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
- Anonymous
Simply put … everyone has a price. Mine is chocolate!
- Author Unknown
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
- Author Unknown
Exercise is a dirty word...Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
- Author Unknown
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.
- Sarah Jessica Parker
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
- Author Unknown
Coffee … Chocolate … Men … Some things are just better rich.
- Anonymous
Chocolate doesn't make the world go around...but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!
- Author Unknown
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
- Matt Lauer
Short But Sweet Chocolate Sayings and Quotes
- Chocolate in the mornings is what makes moms get through their days!
- If at first you don’t succeed, have a chocolate
- Everything I eat should contain either garlic or chocolate, but rarely both.
- There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
- Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
- Never get between a girl and her chocolate.
- If I must die let it be death by chocolate
- Put the chocolate in the bag and no one gets hurt.
- Chocolate: luscious, lumpy, load of love…
- Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but women sure can.
- Chocolate: the breakfast of champions.
- Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
- Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
- Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
- There is no chocolate anonymous because no one wants to quit.
- God gave angels wings, he gave humans chocolate.
- For some there is therapy for the rest there’s chocolate.
- Eating chocolate makes my clothes shrink.
- Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne.
- A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
- Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
