If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

- Anonymous

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

- Author Unknown

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around...but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

- Author Unknown

Coffee … Chocolate … Men … Some things are just better rich.

- Anonymous

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

- Matt Lauer

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then he wished he could be irresistible to all women...poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.

- Anonymous

Simply put … everyone has a price. Mine is chocolate!

- Author Unknown

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

- Sarah Jessica Parker

After about twenty years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one (what women want). And I think the answer lies somewhat between conversation and chocolate.

- Mel Gibson

Exercise is a dirty word...Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

- Author Unknown

There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

- Author Unknown

A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

- Author Unknown

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

- Author Unknown

I don't know why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

- Author Unknown

Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!

- Anonymous